Who is more boring, Coldplay or Sting?

Written by on July 3, 2021

By Muiris Mac Cartaine:-

There’s no comparison but first let’s scientifically contrast their careers on my patented Bell Curve of Boring;

  • Coldplay’s career started appropriately enough in the not too boring “Yellow C Range” but quickly moved into the why do we bother “B Range” where it has remained. The bulk of boring bands occupy these two sections of the Bell Curve.
  • On the other hand, there is another rather special part of the Bell Curve and once Sting left the Police, he entered the born to bore “A range” and quickly found that special part where he belonged, the pointy end of the “A Range”.

To Summarise: Coldplay are just your common or garden boring band whereas Sting occupies the pointy end of the Bell Curve, which is technically known as the Bell End.

Conclusion: Stats Swing Stiffs Sting

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